THE Ephraim Society ESQ.
meredithkirby.com is dead
(Just Kidding)
As usual, we are airing hour dirty laundry.
ALL OUR WORK IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN?
The Ephraim Society is a group dedicated to free speech, civil liberties, and education reform. It is named for Ephraim Kirby. Contact Executive Directors Meredith and John Kirby for more information.
Contact John at: vvalentinemsmith@proton.me (LOL)
Contact Meredith at: meredithkirby@proton.me (FOR NOW? STOP, FREEZE!)
WE ARE NOT (YET) A 501(C)(3) AND YOUR DONATIONS ARE NOT CURRENTLY TAX DEDUCTIBLE. IF YOU MUST SUE US PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH A COMPETENT LAWYER.
We are currently seeking to fill positions on our Board of Directors, and fundraising.
You can do it ?
NOW HIRING BALLERINAS. MUST BRING YOUR OWN SHOES
The following positions need to be filled:
Bus Driver: Jim Lucitt turned down the position. WE ARE SO PROUD OF HIM. The position is open. Is he on his motorcycle trip yet?
Executive Director 1: FILLED (John Kirby)
Executive Director 2: FILLED (Meredith Kirby)
Executive Director 3: RANDOM (FOR NOW?)
Program Director 1: Jesus is offered the position. This is a time-sensitive offer.
Program Director 2: The Rabbis are offered the position. You know the ones
Program Director 3 : RANDOM RC
Treasurer 1: FILLED
Treasurer 2. FILLED
Treasurer 3: FILLED
Secretary 1: Andy Ngo is offered the position
Secretary 2: Michael Schocket is offered the position
Secretary 3: FILLED (It’s a secret)
Director of Fundraising 1: FILLED
Director of Fundraising 2: Rachel/Dan Kirby is offered the position
Director of Fundraising 3: Sheree/Rob Kirby is offered the position
Director of Events 1: FILLED
Director of Events 2: Sue/Dan McLean is offered the position
Director of Events 3: Denise/Steve Wilkinson is offered the position
Director of Communications 1: FILLED
Director of Communications 2: Christa Peterson is offered the position
Director of Communications 2 1/2: It’s a secret.
Directors of Communications 3: Caitlin with purple hair is offered the position
Director of Volunteers 1: FILLED IT’S A SECRET IT VOLUNTEERED
Director of Volunteers 2: FILLED (Vermin Supreme) HE VOLUNTEERED
Director of Volunteers 3: FILLED (Spike Cohen) HE VOLUNTEERED
Supreme Ethics Advisor 1: FILLED (John Kirby)
Supreme Ethics Advisor 2: Monica Mueller is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 3: RANDOM GRAD STUDENT
Supreme Ethics Advisor 4: Angela Coventry is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 5: Florence Bacus is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 6: Hane Maung is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 7: Liam Kofi Bright is offered the poisition
Supreme Ethics Advisor 8: Quill Kulka is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 9: Sasha is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 10: Maurice Hamington is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 11: Anoop Mirpuri is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 12: Alex Sager is offered the position
Supreme Ethics Advisor 13: Peter Boghossian is offered the position
Legal Officer 1: FILLED
Legal Officer 2: Michael Schocket is offered the position
Legal Officer 3: RANDOM JUROR
Legal Officer 4: Randolph Kevin Hill is offered the position
Legal Officer 5: COME ON LADIES, STEP UP
Legal Officer 6: I LITERALLY CANNOT REMEMBER MY LAWYER’S NAME
Legal Officer 7: Beth Brownhill is offered the position
Legal Officer 8: Mollie Berkowitz is offered the poisition
Legal Officer 9: Christopher Carey is offered the position
Legal Officer 10: NICOLE IS OFFERED THE POSITION
Legal Officer 11: I LITERALLY CANNOT REMEMBER MY POLI SCI TEACHER’S NAME
Legal Officer 12: Christopher Shortell is offered the position
Graduate Student 1: PHILOSOPHY TWITTER IS WELCOME TO APPLY
Graduate Student 2: PORTLAND STATE UNIVERSITY IS WELCOME TO APPLY
Graduate Student 3: MY FAMILY ARE WELCOME TO APPLY
Graduate Student 4: VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA IS WELCOME TO APPLY
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Residential Counselor 1: VOLUNTEERS OF AMERICA IS WELCOME TO APPLY
Residential Counselor 2: MY FAMILY IS WELCOME TO APPLY
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Juror 1: Joe Rogan, THE ALIENS ARE HERE TO PICK YOU UP
Juror 2: PHILOSOPHY TWITTER IS WELCOME TO APPLY
Juror 3: MR. POWELL, I MET BIGFOOT
Juror 4: MY FAMILY IS WELCOME TO APPLY
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Juror 11: Robin Angelou is offered the position
Juror 12: X IS OFFERED THE POSITION
Feel free to imagine your own role and suggest it to us!
We could be wrong!
THE Ephraim Society ESQ. 